Measure Once, Swear Twice Tee — Funny Carpenter Tape Measure Shirt (Father's Day Gift)

This tee carries a sly, knowing grin for anyone who’s spent an afternoon measuring twice and still ending up with a too-short board and a colorful exhale. The hand-drawn tape measure and the line “Measure Once, Swear Twice” capture that familiar workshop ritual — the small frustrations that bind makers together. It’s soft from the first wear and built to move: a breathable midweight knit with a collar that keeps its shape and seams that hold up to grease, sweat, and weekend rebuilds. Wear it on the jobsite, over a workshop apron, or to a backyard project night when family and friends are trading stories and laughter. Fathers Day tags and messaging make it clear this tee is meant to celebrate the dad who measures, cuts, and keeps showing up — even when the swear words outnumber the perfect cuts.

Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors; heather blends 85% cotton/15% viscose
- Medium-weight 5.3 oz (180 g/m²) fabric with a regular fit that runs true to size
- Side seams and neck/shoulder twill tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar without seams and tear-away inner label for comfort
- DTG/DTF printed design with durable, vivid ink

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry